Monday, December 13, 2010

Vice President for Academic Affairs Found Stealing Hydration From the Student Union Buildings Food - (explains why food is so dry.)

Startling discoveries today as police raided Joanne Z. Brunos (vice president for academic affairs) office to find that she has been stealing water from the lunches right here at here own place of employment. police found the device, believed to be one of Mrs. Brunos own creation. (pictured below, modeled by student official)
The raid was a result of an anonymous tip Public Safety received that claimed that the person had witness Mrs. Bruno sneakily using the device between shift changes with the kitchen staff (assumed to be around 3 o'clock when the ice cream counter closes down and stops serving delicious milkshakes)

the device was found with a number of test tubes and chemistry sets. as well as large vats of stolen hyrdation.

the real reasons for her actions still remain unseen. and she may face federal charges pending a police and NJCU official  investigation.

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